Foxy Shazam – “The Church of Rock and Roll”

Holy Rock and Rollers
By Eric Webb

This is an actual lyric — that I did not make up — from my new best friends, Foxy Shazam: “That’s the biggest black a** I’ve ever seen/And I like it.” Just soak in that for awhile. Marinate. Become.

“The Church of Rock and Roll” is the band’s fourth release, and it is (for the most part) an operatic, flamboyant, arena-decimating convulsion of rock theatrics. You know those nights when you’ve drank a few too many Jack & Cokes, you’re wearing the most circulation restricting pants you own, and you’re waiting for the DJ to call your name at the karaoke bar so you can plunge face first into crowd-stirring rendition of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”? This album is what you think you sound like, you tone deaf terror.

The previously mentioned lyric is from “I Like It,” which is a modern day “Fat Bottomed Girls” that you will feel guilty for listening to. It is a pounding showstopper dedicated to the posterior and would prompt Freddie Mercury to twirl his ‘stache in fatherly approval. The fact that the equally stadium-worthy title track leads into it seals the Queen influence tight; the fact that our heroes are touring with The Darkness is an “of course they are” moment.

“Holy Touch” is the soaring, glammed out standout song on the album, its tempo hopped up on amphetamines. The lyrics and singer Eric Sean Nally’s vocally gymnastic performance are cribbed straight from the rock opera playbook: “Heal me with your holy, kick/down the door and hold me/Heal me with you holy touch.” It’s not Shakespeare, but it’s almost Meat Loaf, and that’s better. “Last Chance at Love” could be a really good Pat Benatar song, rounding out one of the strongest opening acts to an album that I can think of.

But Foxy Shazam commits the cardinal sin of record production, which is a dragging snoozefest set of middle tracks. Luckily, “Church of Rock and Roll” picks up momentum again, even it never really recaptures the magic of the first four tracks. “The Temple” is all sexy stirring, while “The Streets” would not be out of place in a Pam Grier movie. “Freedom” ties a nice bow on the package, a musical truck stop that evokes the Americana-piano-ballad version of Lady Gaga, who in turn is also evoking Queen, to be fair.

It’s fortunate that Foxy Shazam (a name that also would not be out of place in a Pam Grier movie) live up to the tone of their own moniker. “Church of Rock and Roll” is fiercely dedicated to a certain ’70s-style glam rock/soul fusion sound that, on the whole, is not so much an homage as it is a sincere genre fusion. Shazam.

Eric’s Picks
(1) “Welcome to the Church of Rock and Roll”
(2) “I Like It”
(3) “Holy Touch”
(4) “Last Chance At Love”

Advertisements

About mattneric

We like music.
This entry was posted in Eric's Reviews and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Foxy Shazam – “The Church of Rock and Roll”

  1. Pingback: The Explorers Club – “Grand Hotel” | mattneric

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s